Homeschool Family

A little humor about homeschool families!


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You Must Be a Home Educator If...
# You live in a one-house schoolroom.
# Your walls are covered with maps and timelines.
# You know what math manipulatives are.
# You have mold growing in your fridge…on purpose.
# Your preschooler can name all the planets, but doesn't know who the Rugrats are.
# You've mastered the fine art of vacuuming a floor without sucking up a Lego or K'nex piece.
# You're either an expert at doing the Lego dance - Oooch! Ouch! Yeow! - or else you've resorted to wearing shoes around the house.
# You know the recipes for homemade versions of Play-doh, finger paint, and paste.
# Your students have to clear the breakfast bowls off the table before sitting down to do their school work.
# Your house is messy, but your kids are happy.
# Your kids publish their own family newsletter.
# You shop for birthday presents at educational stores.
# All you want for Christmas is a Barnes & Noble gift certificate.
# You'd rather buy books than clothes.
# Your friends don't want to help you move because you have so many books.
# You turn a trip to the grocery store into a learning experience.
# You get nervous about what people will say when you take your kids to K-Mart in the middle of the day.
# You have a standard one-minute speech to give to store clerks, mother-in-laws, and school officials about why you homeschool.
# You are sick and tired of answering the question, "But what about socialization?"
# For your wedding anniversary, you decide to splurge and get a photocopier.
# Talking out loud to yourself is the same as having a parent/teacher conference.
# When you see a parking lot full of mini vans, you wonder if there's a homeschooling conference.
# You take your family vacation in September, when the beaches and theme parks are empty.
# You take a suitcase full of books along on your family vacation.
# You can never find your kitchen utensils because they're out in the sandbox.
# Your kitchen doubles as a science lab.
# You are on a first name basis with your local librarian and bookstore owner.
# The UPS driver delivers a box of Scholastic books to your doorstep once a month.
# You know the scientific names of dinosaurs from A to Z.
# You're willing to drop what you're doing at a moment's notice to go look something up in a dictionary or encyclopedia.
# You don't get fired for teaching your students about God.
# Some days you learn as much as your students.